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Sneaky ninja urban dictionary12/13/2023 ![]() Split planks vertically with their nose Can hide in incense smoke Kill people. Lack any personality Wear headbands Fight skillfully with any object Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Live in your house secretly for days Can remove their shadow if needed Hurl shurikens Go anywhere they want instantly Catch bullets in their teeth Kill themselves if they make a noise Can run 100 miles on their hands Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2 Have cool words like Seppuku Are masters of disguise Can hover for hours Flip out and kill everything Are completely self-sufficient. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. The act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons rectum. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. while a having sex, a girl is licking the guys asshole and the guy farts then does a back flip and fucks the girl doggy style. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. ![]() Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. I thought I'd sneak up on him ( move close to him without him seeing) and give him a surprise. Jan doesn't have a ticket but I thought we might sneak her in. Requires a great deal of flexibility and speed to execute correctly and undetected. off of a shed or wall) and lands on someone in a prone position with their nutsack on the 'victim'.can be shortened to. to go somewhere secretly, or to take someone or something somewhere secretly: I managed to sneak in through the back door while she wasn't looking. ![]() I gathered some facts about them: Ninja don't sweat. The act of switching the pleasuring orafice from the mouth to the anus at a glory hole. ![]()
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